AUSTIN IDOL LIVE: AUSTIN IDOL PRESENTS HIS PLAN TO GET OUR COUNTRY BACK ON TRACK–HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT!
Austin Idol, also known as the “Universal Hearthrob” and Iron Mike McCord was an international Pro Wrestling Star who started his illustrious career in 1972. Idol survived a fatal plane crash in 1975 when the plane he was a passenger in went down in the middle of the waters of Tampa Bay. Austin made history when he defeated Jerry “The King” Lawler in a steel cage “Hair” match in Memphis,Tn April 27, 1987. Austin retired, or at least we think he retired, in 1993. Who really knows, look at Bret Favre? Visit Austin Idol’s website here: http://www.austinidollive.com
Does this really sound so preposterous? I mean, let’s be honest, look at our options? It’s not like I have a degree from Harvard but, I did graduate from the Pro Wrestling Institute of Higher :earning where I majored in Xtreme social development and the fine art of problem solving of epic proportions! In short, this means, “Common Sense”!
Our country’s economy is on the ropes and hanging on by a thread while the so called anointed ones continue to thrive. Meanwhile our hard working citizens, or should I say, “The ones who are lucky enough to still have a job” and the scores of millions who are unemployed, continue to carry the burden of the “Unforgivable” agenda that has landed us where we are today!
I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but, I know damn well, I can do a heck of alot better than most of these educated idiots! I’m not naming names because there’s not enough space here to name everyone. Does anyone out there own a piece of real estate that has diminished in value? Oh, excuse me, the politically correct way to ask this is, “Anyone have any over leveraged property”? How about underwater like the freak’n Titanic! Mmmm?
How did all of this happen? What rhymes with need? Could the answer be “Greed”? Jackpot, we have a winner!! Yes, that’s right Mr. and Mrs. XYZ, and because you answered correctly here’s what you win!
1) You just lost all the equity in your home that you were sure was a safe haven for your savings!
2) You and the Mrs. are being terminated from your employer because your boss can’t borrow any more money from the banks to sustain or grow their business. This means they have to get lean and mean, so Hasta la vista baby!
3) Wait folks there’s more! As a bonus we’re gonna position our country so we are completely dependent on black gold and let the oil rich countries dictate price and supply for our nation. This translates to jacking up the price at the pump that you’re sure to love!
4) Hold on, we almost forgot? Notice anything when you visit your local grocery market? If you guessed skyrocketing food costs well, it’s all about inflation. Yes, inflation people, meaning paying more for less. We’re not going to discuss health care, 401K’s that have been hammered, and the laundry list of promises that were made and have been broken! Excuse me, I didn’t hear you, could you please repeat the question? Oh, the shovel ready jobs? Yea, we saw the game where Derek Jeter got his 3,000′th hit in the Big Apple. No, No, we want to know where the jobs are? Uh, well, we uh, you know, we’re positioned to uh, as soon as we can agree on a debt limit, I mean we just need to understand uh, what was the question???
As the late great Gordon Solie used to say, “The crowd is picking up the chant” IDOL, IDOL, IDOL!!! Dudes and Dudette’s, The “Universal Hearthrob” Austin Idol is the guy to get this country back on track! I can see it all now when I spend my first night in the White House. Maybe I’ll sleep in the Lincoln bedroom just to get a sense of history and the significance of my new gig. Lincoln was perhaps our greatest President and I’ll follow in his footsteps by busting my chops 24/7/365 to free our country from the shackles of debt and a deficit that has been soooo out of control for the longest time!
Oops, gonna need a VP? You guys have any suggestions please post’m here! Hey, what about George “The Animal” Steele? He’s one of the all time great communicators and would be super for International relations! Just a thought but, I’m open for suggestions and ideas so bring ‘em on!
In the meantime lets get this grass roots campaign started! I can’t do it without you, so please send this to all your contacts and hit up all the social media sites big time! A while back, someone threw my hat in the ring for the last Tampa Mayoral election. After giving it some serious consideration, I decided it wasn’t big enough. Can you say, “Mr. President”? I can’t hear you?? Let’s shake this 2012 election up and send a signal to all of our career politicians that there’s a new player on the field. It’s none other than the “Peoples President” Austin Idol!!
Together, we can make anything happen! What do you want?….. When do you want it?…….. What are you willing to do to get it?…..AUSTIN IDOL 4 PRESIDENT!