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By: Phil S.
12/24/2002 5:27:08 PM

XPW Monday Nightmare Episode #16 from 12/23/02 on WGTW Channel 48 out of Burlington/Philadelphia, PA

Segment #1- A video package was shown to start the show with highlights from every match and angle at Merry F'N Xmas on 12/21/02.

Segment #2- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Kid Kaos vs. Tracy Smothers (with Rob Black) in a Loser Must Leave XPW Match. Smothers bails to the outside early on refusing to lock up. Kaos dives over the top onto Smothers and then throws him into the railing before tossing him into the ring. He then climbs to the top and hits a flying cross body block for a two count. Smothers then gets up and tosses Kaos over the top and takes the battle to the outside himself. After beating on Kaos a bit he tosses him back in and forearms him in the head and starts dancing over Kaos. Smothers whips Kaos into the ropes but Kaos counters with a Russian Leg Sweep attempt which Smothers blocks and turns into a DDT. Kaos fights back as he and Smothers exchange punches. Smothers whips Kaos into the ropes but Kaos counters with a huracanrana for a 2 count. Kaos goes to the top and hits a missile dropkick and gets another 2 count. Smothers kicks Kaos in the chin, the back of the neck, and then the chin again but does not even get a 1 count. Smothers snaps Kaos over and drops an elbow on the neck of Kaos. He goes to the 2nd rope and begins dancing before missing a knee. Kaos goes to the top and hits a flying guillotine for a 2 count. Kaos then hits an inverted DDT on Kaos to get the pinfall! Smothers must now leave XPW!!!

Segment #3- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Johnny Webb (with Jessica Darlin) vs. Homeless Jimmy vs. John Kronus. Webb grabs the mic and tries to get the crowd to calm down. Webb tells the fans that Homeless Jimmy can not be there tonight. He says he guesses he will be on his way and tells Jimmy to get well soon. Before he could leave the ring, music starts blaring in the Arena, and Kronus makes his way to the ring! Kronus grabs his singapore cane and goes after Kronus but Kronus kicks him in the stomach and takes control. But not for long as Webb kicks Kronus in the face as he charges into the corner. He begins stomping on Kronus before going to the second rope only to miss a leg drop. Kronus and Webb start exchanging punches and Homeless Jimmy's music starts playing. Webb hits Kronus with the cane sending him to the mat as Homeless Jimmy makes his way to the ring with his shopping cart full of weapons. Jimmy gets in the ring and dropkicks Webb. He takes a trashcan lid and nails Kronus and Webb over the head with it. Jimmy whips Webb into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. He takes Webb down to the mat, but Kronus punches Jimmy and then delivers a suplex. Webb catches Kronus with a chop and then hits him with the trashcan lid. Webb goes under the ring and finds a chair. Jimmy gets his shopping cart on the outside. Webb nails Jimmy with the chair. Jimmy gets control and whips Webb into a trashcan shot by Kronus. Jimmy then slams his shopping cart between Webb's legs. Jessica Darlin goes after Jimmy and rakes his eyes. Webb gets the cane and starts beating on Kronus and Jimmy. Jimmy and Jessica start fighting over the cane as Kronus beats up Webb on the opposite side outside of the ring. Jimmy walks around and DDTs Webb on the concrete. Jimmy then goes after Kronus and leaps off his shopping cart at Kronus only to be met with a trashcan lid to the face. Kronus takes a computer keyboard and nails Jimmy with it. Jimmy is now busted open as Webb drags a ladder into the ring. Webb nails Jimmy over the head with a trashcan lid and then tosses him back into the ring. Jimmy goes up to the top and dives to the outside onto Kronus and Webb. Webb nails Kronus in the midsection and then the head with a chair before nailing Jimmy with it. Webb sets up a table on the outside, goes to the canvas and drops an elbow onto Jimmy through the table. Back in the ring, Kronus whips Webb into a corner and follows him in with a springboard back elbow to the face. Jimmy sets up a ladder in the corner. He rests it against the turnbuckle, but Kronus clothesline him and takes him down. Webb then drops a leg on the back of the neck of Jimmy. Kronus hip tosses Jimmy into the ladder in the corner. Webb kicks Kronus in the face and sets the ladder on the middle rope. Webb goes to suplex Jimmy into the ladder but Jimmy reverses it suplexing him into it. Kronus slams Webb into the mat and then dives onto Webb for a 2 count. Webb clears the ladder out of the ring and beats on Kronus. Webb clotheslines Jimmy and bails to the outside. He goes under the ring to look for more weapons. Webb and Jimmy both have a chair and simultaneously nail Kronus with them. They then double team Kronus and crotch him on the railing. Some fellow homeless people who followed Jimmy to the ring set up a table in the ring as Jimmy and Webb fight on the outside. Jimmy throws Webb back in to the ring. Jimmy sets Webb on the table and goes to the top rope. Webb jumps off the table and follows him up. Webb then delivers a german suplex but Jimmy misses the table and takes a SICK bump on the back of his neck. Webb grabs him and then gives him a spinebuster on the table and the table still does not break so he dives onto Jimmy and gets the 3 count as Jessica Darlin dances at ringside. Webb lights up a cigarette as he leaves the ring.

Segment #4- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Mexico's Most Wanted (Damien 666 & Halloween) & Rey Misterio Sr. (with Lady Victoria) vs. The Westside NGZ (Kronic & Big Ron) & Carlito Montana. MMW does some mic work to start the match but the mic isn't working well so I am not sure what they said. Montana makes his way to the ring with another mic. All 6 begin brawling. Montana gets DDTd and sent to the outside with both Westsiders. The action starts out too fast in this one and I can't keep up. But now Montana and Misterio are in the ring. Misterio hits a power slam but the ref is distracted and is only able to count 2. Misterio and Montana exchange punches and chops before Montana whips Misterio into the ropes and puts his head down. Misterio kicks him in the face and hits a dropkick. Kronic attacks Misterio from behind but Halloween makes the save. Kronic shoulder blocks Halloween to the mat. Halloween hits an arm drag taking down Kronic. Kronic and Halloween then do a nice exchange that is too fast to call. Halloween and Misterio both give Kronic bulldogs until Misterio gets tossed to the outside by Montana. They fight outside while MMW double team Kronic. Halloween dropkicks Kronic to the face. Rig Ron and Damien 666 fight on the outside while Misterio and Montana continue to fight outside. Misterio hits a powerbomb through the timekeeper's table on Ron. Ron hands Kronic a chair in the ring. Misterio works over Montana in a corner and staple guns his forehead a few times causing Kris Kloss to say "this is the LA Forum, not the Staples Center!" ... get it?? staples ... Staples Center .... Montana is now busted open as Damien 666 dropkicks him. Damien fakes a dive to the outside while Misterio hits one from the opposite direction. Damien and Kronic exchange punches at Big Ron is down in the ring. The NGZ then double team Halloween. Big Ron went to hit Halloween with a chair but ended up hitting Kronic. Halloween tosses a table into the ring. Halloween gets tossed over the rail and into the ring as Damien goes to huracanran Big Ron through a table but gets crotched. Lady Victoria runs in and beats on the NGZ only to be stopped, held off, and then piledriven through the table by the NGZ. The NGZ then hit the Drive By on Damien as referee Danny Ramirez makes a VERY fast count for the victory!

Segment #5- (From 11/21/01 Retribution)- XPW TV Champion Kaos (with G.Q. Money) vs. Pogo the Clown. This match is joined in progress as Kaos slams Supreme. He grabs his mic and is slow making the cover and only gets a 2 count because of it. Kaos goes to the top rope and hits a splash from the top. Again, he hurts himself and can not make the cover. He finally rolls him over and gets a 1 count. Kaos whips Pogo, but Pogo stops it and clotheslines Kaos. Pogo goes to a corner to regroup and then drops an elbow on Kaos .... and again. Pogo starts pounding on Kaos and choking him. Pogo then powerbombs Kaos from the ring through a table and to the concrete. Pretty sick bump that is used in their TV opening. A bump is already apparent on the back of Kaos' head. Pogo climbs to the outside and rams him into the railing. He then tosses him back into the ring and delivers a vicious boot to the sternum. Pogo picks up Kaos and hits the Closed Casket Crunch. He takes awhile to make the cover. G.Q. Money pulls the referee out of the ring after a 2 count. Kaos goes to the top and hits the flying guillotine as Pogo was distracted. The ref gets back in the ring and makes the 3 count!!!

NOTES: XPW returns to Viking Hall on Friday, January 17th, 2003 with New Years' Revolution and Saturday, January 18th, 2003 with Aftermath

Phil S. can be reached at Likeitis@hotmail.com.

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