The 10/21 episode of RAW REACHES NEW DEPTHS OF
DEPRAVITY aired live (or should I say dead?) from Nashville. Yes, the city that
once hosted Jackie Fargo on a weekly basis, and was the home of the legendary
Ric Flair vs. Rick Steamboat match with the unforgettable Terry Funk angle, also
hosted this sorry excuse for a wrestling show. In addition, it boggles the mind
that the same company that can produce Angle & Benoit vs. Mysterio &
Edge can also force feed us the sick angle we witnessed on this program.
Ultimately, Vince McMahon is responsible for this insulting, immature, depraved,
and moronic "Kane is a murderer and necrophiliac" angle. Either he's
completely lost it, or he has a lower view of the intelligence of the average
wrestling fan than anyone thought possible.
They opened with footage from last week's RAW of the murder discussion,
followed by highlights from No Mercy of Triple H's win over Kane.
HHH & Flair came out. HHH said he had a message for the boys in the back,
the fans, and the writers who said he didn't deserve to be simply handed the RAW
World Title. That message was "screw you!" That was pretty much the
theme of the show, but let's continue. HHH boasted that he's beaten every
challenger since being given the belt, and also ended 23 years of IC Title
history by unifying the belt from Kane at No Mercy. He said he does what he
wants, when he wants to do it, and no one can do a damn thing about it. "I
am untouchable," HHH said, adding that he may well be the greatest world
champion of all time. He claimed that his win over Kane was another nail in
Katie Vick's coffin. Noting that Kane hadn't yet arrived at the arena, he
sarcastically hoped he hadn't had a car accident and killed someone. HHH then
revealed that he had a videotape which would answer that burning question raised
last week, which was whether Kane had sex with Katie before or after she died.
He said the video was the most graphic ever and that after it airs, no one would
ever look at Kane the same way again. Flair, whom HHH referred to as "Naitch",
looked so out of place hanging around there as nothing but a sidekick. Not that
Flair wasn't often stuck in bad angles in WCW, but none were as bad as this. At
this point, Hurricane charged the ring and surprised both HHH & Flair with
an attack. He seized the videotape. Flair chased Hurricane around the ring, and
HHH caught him with a lariat. HHH thus recovered the tape. Hurricane was slammed
into the stairs. HHH bragged that the video would leave Kane's story as dead as
Katie Vick. It could leave a lot of things dead before all is said and done.
Christopher Nowinski defeated Jeff Hardy in 5:53. Jeff sent Nowinski out and
hit a somersault plancha onto him by sailing over the referee. Nowinski came
back but Jeff hit him with a Thesz press. Jerry Lawler was awful on the mic,
again focusing on the Katie Vick stuff instead of the match. He wondered if
Katie's parents were watching. He also predicted HHH's video would make this the
greatest RAW of all time. Jim Ross had the good sense to say as little as
possible about it. Nowinski scored a bunch of two counts on Jeff. They were
going at it pretty good but, like most Jeff Hardy singles matches of late,
things were a little off and a little clumsy. Nowinski got a chair, but before
he could use it, Al Snow arrived and tried to take it from him. Nowinski won the
struggle over the chair, only to have Jeff kick it into his face. Jeff went up
for the swanton, but Snow pulled Nowinski clear and Jeff landed on the chair.
Nowinski pinned him. It was set up to be unclear exactly what Snow's motives
were.
Eric Bischoff was backstage, watching a tape of Big Show bullying him at No
Mercy. He was seething over it. Stacy Keibler came in and said she liked her
recent stint as a referee, and wanted to referee another match. Bischoff told
her she could ref any match she wanted other than the main event. She left
happy. Big Show then came in. Bischoff at first acted friendly and said he
doesn't hold grudges and what happened at No Mercy is water under the bridge.
But he then ordered Show to fight Rosey & Jamal & Rico in a handicap
match, with a smirk on his face. Show just looked pissed and walked out.
Tommy Dreamer encountered Snow backstage. He demanded to know why Snow helped
Nowinski beat him last week. Snow said that wasn't his intention, and that he
was just trying to keep Nowinski from being hurt since he still regards him as
one of his "kids". Dreamer then informed Snow that they would face one
another later on the show in a Singapore cane match. Nowinski walked by and
didn't show any appreciation to Snow, saying he would have won without his help.
The Dudleys beat William Regal & Lance Storm in 3:25 to become #1
contenders to the RAW World Tag Titles. Regal & Storm came out carrying
British & Canadian flags, respectively. Storm said the UnAmericans are
finished, but that he and Regal still consider America to be a zoo filled with
crazed savages. Regal said the country is deteriorating. I guess he's been
following the Katie Vick saga. The match began, and a "we want tables"
chant immediately erupted. Lawler ignored the #1 contender issue and instead
talked about Katie. Bubba Ray was selling blows to the head, as if still
suffering from a concussion from the TLC match. Just sort of a typical short TV
match, though Spike did a good spinning headscissors on Storm. Kane finally
arrived at the arena during the match, and they cut away to show him entering
the building, as if that was a bigger deal than the on-going match. Bubba put
Storm down with a Bubba Bomb, while Spike gave Regal the Dudley Dog and pinned
him. Afterward, Regal hit Spike three times in the rib area with the brass knux
and he juiced from the mouth, to theoretically keep this feud going.
A photographer was taking still shots of Trish Stratus backstage. He asked
her about her problems with Victoria. Trish complained that Victoria is
spreading rumors that she slept her way to the top in WWE. I seem to remember
that the angle was that she did, in fact, do that, even to the point of Linda
McMahon being drugged so that Vince and Trish could carry on their affair. But
now that Trish is a babyface we're supposed to forget that. Chris Jericho &
Christian arrived and ran the photographer off. Jericho was pretty funny
reminding Trish of how she once crawled around and barked like a dog,
sarcastically noting that no chick who did that would ever sleep her way to the
top. Jericho boasted about being a huge rock star, and not being a sucka.
Christian agreed with everything Jericho said. Jericho alleged that Trish has
been looking at him with lustful intent, and invited her to visit his locker
room later for an injection of "vitamin C".
Bischoff came out on the ramp top and admitted that the Brock Lesnar vs.
Undertaker match at No Mercy was a great event. But he vowed to defeat Stephanie
in the promotional battle by delivering a new stipulation event at Survivor
Series. He called his match the "Elimination Chamber". That's what the
Katie Vick angle should be called, since it's eliminating fans left and right.
We should all wait to see what the Elimination Chamber is before commenting,
since it might well turn out to be a good thing, but the name certainly sounds
like one of those bad WCW gimmicks. Hopefully it'll be good.
A new Batista video aired. It sure beat HHH's Katie video.
Test defeated D-Lo Brown in 2:20. This was the match Stacy wanted to referee.
She looked hot as usual. She held the ropes open for Test, who apparently is no
longer hostile to America. This match was to hook Stacy up with Test in
storyline. I don't know if many fans want to see that. Anyway, Stacy kept
helping Test. D-Lo hit a legdrop and went for a pin but Stacy slow counted. D-Lo
hit the powerbomb and Stacy stopped to tie her shoe instead of counting. It was
funny, because the camera focused on her untied shoe just before this happened.
D-Lo argued with Stacy, allowing Test to hit the boot to the face and score the
pin with a fast count. Stacy jumped in Test's arms afterward and left arm-in-arm
with him.
Terri asked Victoria about the rumors she's been spreading about Trish.
Victoria accused Terri of calling her a liar. She said Trish chose personal
advancement over friendship. Goldust walked up and began talking to Victoria in
a Dusty Rhodes accent. He told her she's crazy. Booker T arrived and said you
can't spell Jericho without the "ho", and implied that Victoria was
the ho in question. By the way, this confrontation was a lead-in to the
scheduled Jericho & Christian & Victoria vs. Booker & Goldust &
Trish match. Booker promised to deliver some vitamin T up Jericho's ass. Goldust
patted Victoria on the butt.
Hour two began with Jericho & Christian & Victoria beating Booker
& Goldust & Trish in 7:08. This was the highlight of the show, since it
was a decent match. All the other matches on the show were filler material
except the main event, which wasn't all that good. Victoria dropped Trish across
the ropes on her throat, and then backdropped her. Booker kicked Christian
pretty hard. Lawler, of course, was all excited over the upcoming HHH video.
Booker got tied up in the wrong corner for a while before hot tagging Goldust,
who laid everyone out, including Victoria. Trish hit a crossbody on Jericho for
a near fall. Christian dragged Trish out to the floor. Goldust kissed Victoria,
and then rammed her into Jericho, who was up on the top rope and got crotched.
Christian hit Goldust with one of the tag belts. Booker nailed Christian and
sent him out to the floor. Trish gave Jericho a huracanrana but Jericho came
back and lariated Trish, forcing her to tap to the walls. He refused to release
the hold until Booker made the save.
HHH was shown giving the tape to the guys in the production truck. Lawler was
all hyped to see it. He said it was late night and on cable, and besides, RAW
isn't your grandfather's wrestling show. He was right about that, though not in
a good way.
Terri was stationed outside Kane's locker room. She hoped to talk with him
after the video aired. Meanwhile, Jonathan Coachman interviewed HHH, who said
the video would prove Kane is not only a murderer, but a twisted psychopath as
well. And then it aired.
The video began with a warning that it contained offensive content and that
viewer discretion was advised. It should have warned that the video would offend
anyone with an IQ above that of a stalk of celery. It showed a funeral home
chapel with a coffin. There was a female dummy in the coffin, supposedly Katie
Vick. HHH came in, wearing a Kane mask and pretending to be Kane. He told Katie
she looked better dead than alive. He blamed her for the accident, saying if she
had just let him have his way with her, he wouldn't have swerved off the road
and crashed. He then began groping her breasts. This was sick and was getting
sicker by the minute. He took off her bra and panties, and sniffed the panties.
She was wearing a cheerleader outfit, by the way. One wonders what the WWE
writing crew do in their spare time. And it got worse. HHH actually got inside
the coffin and pretended to have sex with Katie as blissful music played and the
camera focused on flowers and candles and other funeral chapel paraphernalia.
After he "finished", he reached inside the dummy's head and pulled out
a handful of mush, bragging that he screwed her brains out. I usually keep tapes
of really good matches or angles, and also sometimes stuff that's so campily bad
that you might want to look back on it later and have a few laughs. Stuff like
Giant running over Hulk Hogan's motorcycle with a monster truck, or Kurt Angle
threatening to throw Steve Austin off a bridge. But this angle has sunk beneath
any level that could be enjoyed for any reason.
Anyway, after the video aired, HHH had a good laugh. Terri tried to enter
Kane's locker room but he wouldn't allow it.
Dreamer beat Snow in the Singapore cane match in 2:20. Lawler was still
talking about the video. He admitted it was HHH in the video, but claimed it was
a re-enactment of something Kane actually did. Dreamer really let Snow have it
with the cane shots. Snow backdropped Dreamer on the floor. Dreamer came back
with the cane. Nowinski got on the apron and swung a cane, hitting Snow, who got
pinned. However, it was again set up to be unclear whether Nowinski meant to hit
Snow or was trying to hit Dreamer.
Big Show defeated Rosey & Jamal & Rico in a handicap match in 2:52.
Show played Godzilla, tossing everyone around. He briefly fell victim to the
three-on-one, but came back and tossed Rosey & Rico out before pinning Jamal
with a chokeslam. Pretty bad.
Coach tried to interview Show, but Bischoff cut it off, saying Show has been
traded and is no longer a RAW wrestler. JR wondered who he was traded for. I
guess we'll find out. Bischoff said Show will be hearing from his attorney. Show
seemed glad to have been traded, and said he felt sorry for Coach for having to
still work for that "a**hole".
Hurricane parked a car near the backstage area and opened its trunk.
Shawn Michaels appeared at The World. He was in a wheelchair. He said rehab
is going well, though it's a slow process, and he still isn't back at 100%. He
said he sometimes thinks of giving it up since he has nothing left to prove, but
his wife, his son, and God keep him going. He said he would stand up and show
how much progress he's made. He at first acted as if it was hard to get up, and
kept struggling, but he then jumped up and danced around, fully recovered. He
warned HHH that he's coming for revenge and that he could come from
anywhere.....from the crowd, from under the ring, etc.. He vowed to nail HHH.
Pretty good interview.
Kane & Rob Van Dam defeated HHH & Flair in 12:20. All four brawled at
first. Lawler kept incessantly talking about the video, dwelling on necrophilia.
JR kept trying to change the subject, to no avail. He said, correctly, that the
video was the product of a very sick mind. RVD hit a bunch of kicks on Flair. He
went up for a frog splash but got bumped off to the floor. Flair hurled RVD into
the stairs. The next few minutes were RVD getting pounded in the wrong corner,
as HHH and Flair kept tagging in and out. Flair went up to the top and JR was
hilarious predicting it would backfire, as it did when RVD bodyslammed him off.
JR said Flair's been trying that for 20 years and it's never worked. RVD made
the hot tag to Kane but the ref didn't see it and didn't allow it. So RVD got
pounded some more. Kane finally made the tag for real and cleaned house. All
four began brawling again. Kane and HHH went to the floor and fought up the
ramp. RVD hit Flair with a thrust kick and the frog splash for the pin, ending
sort of a mediocre main event. HHH and Kane continued brawling backstage, with
Kane getting control after bumping HHH across a table and ramming him into a
Pepsi machine. He threw HHH into the open car trunk left there earlier by
Hurricane, slamming the trunk shut. Kane yelled that he was gonna screw HHH
(metaphorically speaking, I hope) and that the only question would be whether
HHH will be dead or alive when it happens. Kane drove off with HHH in the trunk.
Pretty awful.
RHETORICAL QUESTIONS:
Is "Naitch" going to be called "Un-Naitch" after being
involved in this angle?
When they showed that ad for the movie, Half Past Dead, did you think it was
a documentary on the WWE creative team?
Why did Big Show assault Bischoff on the PPV, but not on RAW?
Remember the days when those HHH D-X videos were actually creative and
hilarious?
How disgusting is this latest attempt at shock programming?
How many coffins will it take to bury the dead careers in the upcoming
months?
Wouldn't you love to see Vince or Linda explaining this angle at a
stockholder's meeting?
Thanks to John Keane for his always excellent early RAW report. Please send
any comments to me at puroresu@webtv.net.
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