Posted February 18th, 2014 by jshannon

As the Elimination Chamber train pulls into the station, Randy Orton had one last obstacle to deal with…a huge angry Irishman named Sheamus. Plus, the other top contenders for Randy’s title all saw action.

John Cena came out to open the show. As usual, he got the typical mixed reaction from the crowd. Tonight’s show was in the Mile High City of Denver. Beautiful city but one of the most chaotic airports that I’ve ever dealt with.

Cena with the Foley Pop for Denver. He said the energy was there. John said they would all risk sacrifice to get to Batista at Wrestlemania 30. John then talked about momentum and how the “thumb sucking baby” (Randy Orton) didn’t have any. Cena knew that the odds were against Randy Orton.

Cesaro (yes, he’s using just one name now) came out with Zeb Colter. Both were confident that Cesaro would be the next champion. Cesaro said he would become not only the new face of WWE but the face of America, as well. Cena told Cesaro to come to him. He congratulated Cesaro for beating Orton, on Smackdown. Cena explained what Cesaro would be facing at the E-Chamber.

Sheamus decided to join the party, about then. Sheamus mentioned his two times inside the E-Chamber. Sheamus threatened to kick the teeth in of Cena and Cesaro. He was cut off, quickly, by Christian. Christian said he would be hitting a KillSwitch on Sheamus, in return for the “accidental” Brogue Kick from Smackdown.

Randy Orton came out and talked about how he was going to eliminate each of the men in the ring. Daniel Bryan then strolled from the back in his new shirt. I liked the winged goat one better. Daniel said the fans were doing the talking for him. Daniel said he has worked too hard to let this opportunity for Wrestlemania pass him by. Daniel got a monster “Yes” chant going.

Kane then came out. Why? The Authority gave him the chance to rectify some errors that he has recently made. Huge “You Sold Out!” chant. Kane was in charge of the show, this evening. Kane then made two other matches: Cesaro vs John Cena and Daniel Bryan vs Christian. Kane said he would stay at ringside to watch Bryan and Christian go at it…next.

Christian jumped Daniel from behind. He then pitched Daniel to the floor. Christian with wild punches and then threw Daniel into the barricade, a couple of times. The match hadn’t even got started, yet. Kane just grinned, big time. Christian sent Daniel into the ring steps. Raw took a break as they looked for a ref.

USA talked about coverage of some soccer event. The internet has been ablaze with talk of Vince McMahon buying a soccer franchise in England. Hmmm…first the WBF (Bodybuilding), then the XFL (Football)). What’s next? The WSE (World of Soccer Entertainment)?

Daniel Bryan vs Christian

The ref checked with Daniel to see if he could go. When Daniel said yes, the bell sounded. Daniel with wild kicks but Christian yanked on Bryan’s bad arm. Universal into a Kitchen Sink knee. European Uppercuts by Daniel that sent Christian to the floor. Daniel went for a Suicide Dive but Christian with a solid punch to stop him. Christian with the Power Spin Arm Wringer. Reverse Arm Bar by Christian. Shoulder Tackle by Christian. Christian stomped away at the injured shoulder of Daniel Bryan. Hammerlock Scoop Slam by Christian. Seated Hammerlock by Christian. Daniel powered up and hit Back Elbows on Christian. Running Back Elbow and Full Mount Punches to the shoulder. Daniel tried to roll into a Half Crab but Daniel couldn’t hold Captain Charisma. Christian with the Tornado DDT. Daniel landed mostly on his bad shoulder.

Diving Headbutts, but Christian, to Daniel’s shoulder. Christian screamed that he should be champion. Daniel sent Christian to the outside and then nailed the Suicide Dive. Time for another break.

Daniel cracked Christian in the ribs but Christian came back. Rope Run and Flying Clothesline by Daniel. The fans rallied for Daniel. They timed “Yes’s” to each kick. 1-2-no. Daniel went up to the top rope and flew…into Christian’s knees. 2 count. Christian twisted Daniel’s arm in the ropes. Christian with a solid punch. Daniel dodged a charging Christian and kicked away. Hesitation Dropkick. On the second one, Christina got the boot up. Morningstar Uppercut by Christian. Daniel countered the KillSwitch and almost got the Yes Lock. Christian pushed Daniel into the corner. Daniel escaped the KillSwitch to hit a Reverse Roll Up to pin Christian.

Your Winner: Daniel Bryan
Raw Ranking: 3.5 out of a possible 5

Kane congratulated Daniel for his win and then mentioned Daniel still had to fight…him.

Daniel Bryan vs Kane

Daniel was happy to dish out a beating to the Big Red Corporate Sell Out. Daniel went after Kane but C-Kane shoved him down. Daniel went to the floor. Raw went to break so the ref could check on Daniel.

Kane sent Daniel into the corner and then stomped at the shoulder. Kane pulled Daniel in for a Shoulder Block. Kane kept the attack on the hurt shoulder with kicks. Kane Suplexed Daniel in the ring after blocking Daniel’s attempt to snap Kane’s neck on the rope. Kane stayed completely focused on the injured shoulder. Kane threw Daniel into the turnbuckles, shoulder first. Kane stomped on the jaw of Daniel. Kane with Forearm Shots to the side of Daniel’s head. Kane twisted the arm around the middle rope. The fans complained about he match being Boring. Daniel silenced them with a Missile Dropkick to Kane’s chest. Chest Kicks by Daniel, over and over. Goozle by Kane and an Inverted variation of a La Bandera Clothesline to send Daniel to the floor. Kane sent Daniel into the barrier and then twisted the arm around the ring post. Charles Robinson disqualified Kane when Kane refused to quit twisting the arm around the post. Kane then threw Daniel into the ring steps and put the arm in the steps and kicked them.

Your Winner (by Disqualification): Daniel Bryan
Raw Ranking: 1.0

Kane acknowledge that he had been disqualified. Kane came back to survey the carnage that he had caused.

The announcers then talked about the Dean Ambrose vs Mark Henry issue from last week. Mark Henry almost beat Dean for the US title but Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns got involved, pulling the DQ loss for Dean. Roman ended up Spearing Mark Henry.

Renee Young was joined by The Shield. She started with Roman but Dean talked about he beating he gave him, last week. Roman said Dean lost. The two started to argue about the match coming up. Renee said they might want to get on the same page. Seth corrected her that they were always ready for the Wyatts. Dean said The Shield didn’t fall to mind games. Roman told everyone to believe in The Shield. That match is going to be a real “barn burner”, as they say.

Fandango (w/Summer Rae) vs Santino Marella (w/Emma)

A promo piece on Emma ran. She’s good in the ring. She’s Australian and has the NXT crowds doing her dance thing.

Santino threatened a few kicks. Collar and Elbow into a Kneelift. Summer Rae is going to be with The Miz in The Marine 4. Fandango with a Back Elbow into a pin attempt. 2 cont. Headbutt by Santino. Short Arm Clothesline by Fandango. Fandango missed a Flying Knee Drop. Stunner by Santino. Hip Toss and Headbutt by Santino. The Cobra came out and Summer got on the apron. Emma with an Airplane Spin on Summer. Both girls ended up dizzy. Santino checked on Emma. Santino flirted with Santino, big time. Santino wanted a kiss but Fandango with a Dropkick to stop things. Suplex Driver by Fandango to end the match. Awww.

Your Winner: Fandango
Raw Ranking: 1.5

Mark Henry was interviewed by Renee Young. Renee was asked how he would do against Roman Reigns. Mark was hot that he didn’t win the US title. He was ready to put Roman Reigns in the Hall of Pain.

The Shield made their entrance as a collective unit.

Roman Reigns vs Mark Henry

Dean and Seth talked with Roman as Mark entered the arena. Mark still has the elbow bandaged up from the recent attack by Brock Lesnar. The bell rang and the two men circled each other. Roman with a punch and Headbutts. Roman tried to pull on the bad arm but mark with the Whip and Big Boot. Mark with a Corner Splash on Roman and punches and a Headbutt. Side Headlock by Roman. Mark fought free but fell to a massive Samoan Drop. 2 count. That was impressive. Mark came back with a Headbutt and channeled the JYD for the Canvas Headbutt. Roman kicked Mark away and loaded up for the Superman Punch! I love that move. Spear!

Your Winner: Roman Reigns
Raw Ranking: 2.0

Seth was psyched at the win by his companion. Dean then kicked Mark out of the ring. Suddenly, the lights went down and then came back up. Bray was sinking “Down in my Heart”. Bizarre. Bray said he had a childlike enthusiasm building in him. He went all cryptic as he asked if it was all worth it for The Shield. Luke wanted to know if they were willing to die for this. If they weren’t, they had already lost. Roman invited the Wyatts to come out to the ring. Bray said they were thinking the exact same thing. Erick said “Run!” the music went off as the lights went to black. As the lights began to rise, Bray, Luke and Erick strolled from the back. The tension was molasses thick. Bray and his boys slowly walked to the ring. The Wyatts climbed up onto the apron but waited. Bray got in the ring. Roman walked up to him. The other four took their places and Bray sent himself and his charges to the outside. I love mind games and Bray Wyatt is one of the best of the modern era.

Well, the WWE Network launches on Monday. Thanks to a timely influx of tax money, I now have a nice 8” Rivalry Red Nextbook. Thanks to my wife, Dianna, for a slightly belated Valentine’s Day present. Smile. I’ve already downloaded the regular WWE app (and a few others). I so want to see Wrestlemania and the Hall of Fame ceremony, live, on this nice little device. Actually, I can connect the thing to my 32” TV and really enjoy it in a much larger size.

Cody and Goldust was playing with the Stack Down Playset. Goldust talked about weird childhood activities. Wade Barrett came in and broke up Play Time to destroy the toy. Cody said it was time to rebuild.

Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger

Jack with hard kicks and punches to open the contest. Kofi came back with his own strikes. Jack with the Inverted Wheelbarrow Suplex on Kofi. 2 count by Jack. Butterfly Nelson on Kofi. Kofi punched and kicked free. He tried to slide under Jack but ended up on the wrong end of a Swagger Bomb. 2 count. Jack attacked the back of Kofi as he threw him into the ropes. Hammer Throw by Swagger. Zeb Colter kept telling Jack to focus. Nice Spinning Springbaord Missile Dropkick by Kofi. Springboard Ax Bomber into Controlled Frenzy. Sunset Flip by Kofi but Jack grabbed him. Kofi with a Crossbody to Jack’s back. 2 count. Jack threw Kofi into the ropes but it backfired. SOS! Jack got his foot on the bottom rope.Kofi with the Frog Splash Crossbody but Jack rolled into the Patriot Lock. Kofi tapped out.

Your Winner (by Submission): Jack Swagger
Raw Ranking: 2.75

Big E (Langston) cmae out for the next match. I guess he’s dropping the Langston surname. Hey, it worked for Mr. T. jack bailed out to avoid standing too close to the Intercontinental Champion. Break time

Big E vs Jindar Mahal and Drew McIntyre
Handicap Match

Big E with Clotheslines to both guys. Universal into a Scoop Slam on Mahal. Zeb took a microphone and tried to distract Big E. Drew and Mahal beat on Big E as Zeb rambled on. Zeb went there and got a shot in on the Broncos. Big E threw Drew out of the ring and Shoulder Tackled Mahal. Repeated Backbreakers by Big E but Drew with a Dropkick. Zeb kept talking trash as Drew hit a Knee Drop. Big E was bleeding from the mouth. Drew with a kick to the face. Double Team Big Boot by the 2MB. Big E started fighting back. Back Body Drop on Mahal. Big E shoved Drew over the ropes, backwards. Big E with a Belly to Belly to both men. Drew landed on Mahal. Ouch. Big Splash. Corner Spear by Big E. Big E Germaned Mahal into Drew. Big Ending on both guys.

Your Winner: Big E
Raw Ranking: 2.0

Big E told Zeb that Colter’s mouth wouldn’t be the only thing full of crap, after Sunday. Big E showed off his IC belt.

It was time for another Rusev promo. Put his big butt in the ring, already.

A Black History Month profile showed much deserved respect to Ron “Farooq” Simmons.

Michael Cole sent it to a promotional video about the Elimination Chamber. I love the chamber. While it’s dangerous, it’s a lot better than the Money in the Bank matches.

Renee Young chatted with John Cena. Cena was about to face Cesaro. Cena talked about there being new, upcoming superstars ready to take over. Cena reminded them all, especially Cesaro, that they would have to go through him.

John Cena vs Cesaro (w/Zeb Colter)

Collar and Elbow into a School Boy by Cesaro. 2 count. Hammerlock by Cesaro. Cesaro converted to a Side Headlock Takeover by Cena. Universal into a Reversed Hip Toss by Cena. Cesaro went to the floor to talk with Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter.

Back in the ring, Cena worked over Cesaro’s wrist. Cesaro cracked he arm over the shoulder and took Cena over with the Side Headlock. Universal into a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker by Cesaro. 2 count, again. European Uppercut into the Double Stomp by Cesaro. Another 2 count. Modified Seated Abdominal Stretch by Cesaro. Cean with a Hip Toss but Cesaro with the Low Bridge to send Cena to the floor. Cesaro followed John out and sent Cena into the barricade. Cesaro slid back in the ring as the ref started to count. Cena snapped Cesaro’s neck over the ropes. Dropkick by Cesaro. Rear Chin Lock by Cesaro to slow things down.

Cena went for the Attitude Adjustment but Cesaro slipped free and snapped Cena’s neck over the ropes. Variation of the Savage Elbow by Cesaro. Knee Strike by Cesaro. Cena came out of nowhere to rock Cesaro with a Uranage Neckbreaker. I’m so impressed at how Cena is evolving from his one-dimensional beginnings. Whip by Cesaro. Dropkick sent Cena to the floor. Time for yet another break.

Back from break and John hit a Hurancanrana. Wow!. Cesaro caught a Flying Cena and hit a new version of the Fallaway Slam that allowed him to try and pin Cena. 2 count. Sleeper by Cesaro off a reversed Whip. Cena hiked Ceesaro onto his back and ran him into the corner. Cesaro blasted Cena in the back of the head. Rear Chin Lock by Cesaro. Swagger and Colter cheered for their Real Americans partner. Cena took Cesaro to the corner and went Vintage on him. Cesaro countered the Protobomb and almost had the Cesaro Swing. Cena countered that but Cesaro came back with the Gut Wrench Throw. 1-2-no. European Uppercut by Cesaro. Whip by Cesaro but John dodged Cesaro and nailed the Protobomb. Five Knuckle Shuffle but Cesaro countered the AA with the Flying Uppercut. “This is Awesome!” rang out. I have to agree. Cesaro Swing blocked and converted into an incredible DDT by Cena. John literally rolled up the body of Cesaro to hit the move. That kind of move is so tough to do. Cesaro sent Cena flying off the ropes with another European Uppercut. Cena hit hard. The ref started to count but Cesaro stopped it to Superplex Cena from the apron! Good Grief! 2 count. Drop Toe Hold into the STF by Cena Cesaro got free to finally do the Cesaro Swing. Crap, that makes me dizzy just watching it. 2 count. The fans started with the “This is Awesome” chant, again. Cena countered the Neutralizer into an Attitude Adjustment. Cena landed on his feet!. Cena with a wicked Rolling version of the Attitude Adjustment.

Your Winner: John Cena
Raw Ranking: 4.85

It’s high time to give Cesaro the respect he so deserves. Cesaro could be the next Huge Name (ala Cena, Hart, Austin,Rock, etc…). Give him the push, darn it.

Raw had several Presidential quotes during the show.

Randy Orton thanked HHH for all he and Stephanie had done for him. HHH noticed how hard Randy has been working to keep his title. HHH mentioned how many guys had beaten him, recently. Randy appreciated what The Authority will do for him, in the future. Randy started to trash talk Batista, who was standing right behind him. He called Randy the “*ss of the WWE”. Randy stormed off, angry. Alberto Del Rio walked up and got in Batista’s face. He complained about Batista being an Animal. Del Rio said he would break Batista’s arms and rip them off. Batista shoved Del Rio into a utility cart.

Renee Young announced that Titus O’Neil and Darren Young will face each other at Elimination Chamber. Raw looked at the issues between the two men. Darren de-suited Titus on Smackdown. Titus O’Neil then came up to bark and introduce himself. Titus said he was there to be a champion. Titus said Darren has been roadblocking him for 2 years. Titus began shrieking about the rise of Titus O’Neil.

Los Matadores and Sin Cara vs Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan
Six-Man Tag Team Match

Erick started against Fernando, I think. I still have a hard time telling these two apart. Erick clubbed and Headbutted his foe. Erick pitched Fernando over the ropes. Fernando with the Back Roll but Erick with a huge Shoulder Block. Tag to Luke. Double Sledge and Elbow Drops to the Matador. 2 count. Luke dug at the face and tagged in Bray. Back Mount Punches by Wyatt. Suplex by Bray as the cameraman got kicked. Tag to Erick, who hit a Kneedrop. Scoop Slam by Erick. Erick ripped at the eyes of the masked man. Huge Elbow Drop by Erick. Tag to Luke.

Harper took down the Matador and Gator Rolled him around. Jawbreaker by Fernando. Luke prevented a tag but Fernando rocked Luke with an Enziguri. Tag to Sin Cara. Springboard Double Sledge. Springboard Crossbody for two. Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors on Luke. Backspring Elbow by Cara. Erick made the save. Bray as on the floor, after Cara nailed him. El Torito tried to take down Erick but Rowan caught him. Cara with a Roll Up on Cara as Luke went o hurt El Torito. Inverted Blanchard Slingshot Suplex by Cara. Cara went up top and waited. He missed the Senton and Harper nailed the huge Clothesline. Bray demanded the tag. Wyatt with the upside down thing in the corner and then ended it with Sister Abigail.

Your Winners: The Wyatt Family
Raw Ranking: 2.75

The New Age Outlaws were in the ring. Road Dogg cut his infamous sing song introductions. Billy Gunn joined in for his little piece. The Usos then arrived on the scene for the next contest.

Jey Uso (w/Jimmy Uso) vs Billy Gunn (w/Road Dogg)

The Usos will face the New Age Outlaws for the tag belts at Elimination Chamber. Road Dogg and Jimmy both joined the announce team. Billy took Jey to the corner but Jey slid free. Billy with a kick and slam into the corner. Punches by Billy. Jey stopped in mid-slide and sent Billy flying with Hip Tosses. Billy went to the floor and Road Dogg rushed over to check on his buddy. Billy pulled Jey tot the floor and the punches flew. Jey got flipped over by a Clothesline. 2 count. Jimmy took shots about the age of the Outlaws. Billy almost pinned Jey.

Billy stomped away as Road Dogg went off on Jimmy. Billy choked Jey on the top rope. Billy with a massive right hand as Michael Cole brought up Rupert Holmes. Billy missed the Famouser and Jey with the School Boy to pin Billy. Jimmy then dropped Road Dogg with a Thrust Kick. The Outlaws got taken out by a Flying Jey Uso.

Your Winner: Jey Uso
Raw Ranking: 2.5

Byron Saxton was ready to interview Sheamus. They talked about Randy Orton and the Elimination Chamber Match. Sheamus said the reward he was going to get would be better than any sacrifice he might have to make. Sheamus was ready to let out his aggressive side and Randy Orton was about to absorb some Blunt Force Trauma!

Randy Orton vs Sheamus

Orton pinted at the Wrestlemania sign. Collar and Elbow and the two went to the corner. The ref forced the break as the fans chanted for “C.M. Punk”. Randy got in and the ref had to force them out of the corner. Side Headlock by Sheamus. Shoulder Tackle by Sheamus and Randy bailed out. Randy with kicks and a Headbutt and European Uppercuts. Sheamus came back with a trio of European Uppercuts. Snap Suplex by Sheamus and Randy took another time out. Sheamus chased Randy around but the Viper kicked Sheamus and ran his back into the ring post and apron. Sheamus punched away and bounced Randy’s face off the announce table.

Back in the ring, Sheamus with a series of Kneedrops to Randy’s face. Randy held the ropes and avoided the Brogue Kick. Randy ran Sheamus into the ring post, from the apron. Raw took another break.

Rear Chin Lock by Randy. Sheamus worked up to his feet after quite a struggle. Back Drop Suplex by Sheamus. La Bandera Clothesline by Sheamus. Sheamus went out and threw Randy into the barricade, several times. Randy reversed a Whip and sent Sheamus into the ring steps. The ref started counting both men. Sheamus got in at 9. Randy ran the laces over Sheamus’ face, multiple times. Randy put Sheamus on the top rope and hit a Headbutt, a couple times. Randy wanted a Superplex but Sheamus fought out of it. Battering Ram by Sheamus. Sheamus almost fell off the top turnbuckle. Randy slid out to the floor. Sheamus went after him and Randy with a Back Drop Suplex to destroy the announce table. I won’t repeat the chant but it took me back to the old ECW days. Sheamus barely made it back into the ring. His arm had been sliced open. Orton Stomp. I appreciate that JBL calls it by its real name, the Garvin Stomp. Kneedrop, by Randy, missed. Double Sledges by Sheamus. Running Shoulder by Sheamus. Randy dodged the Million Dollar Kneelift and planted Sheamus with the Snap Powerslam. 2 count. Randy wanted the Rope Assisted DDTbut Sheamus countered into the Crossfaces. Randy barely escaped White Noise to connect with the Twisted Sister Backbreaker.

Randy went back and connected with the Rope Assisted DDT. Randy stepped through the door into his “Special Place”. Sheamus blocked the RKO and hit three Irish Curse Backbreakers. Sheamus got himself psyched up and set for the Brogue Kick. Out of nowhere, the Shield hit the ring. Daniel Bryan and John Cena rushed down. Cesaro then got involved. The Wyatts also joined the party, along with Christian. IT was The Shield vs the Wyatts, for a second. All Hell borke loose as over a dozen guys were throwing punches, left and right.


–Jay Shannon

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