“OLD SCHOOL” FUN: PICK THE WINNERS ON THE JUGGALO GATHERING LEGENDS CARD: TODAY’S MATCH: BOB BACKLUND VS. KEN PATERA

Posted August 3rd, 2011 by Bill Apter

Note: I thought it would be fun to write some “old school style” quotes relating to the upcoming Legends show at the JCW “Gathering Of The Juggalos” Legends show on August 12th. Every few days I will post a new match and let’s see who you think will win (stay in the storyline please — have a good time with this)! For complete card info visit www.juggalochampionshipwrestling.com.

THE MATCH: BOB BACKLUND vs. KEN PATERA

Bob Backlund was working out in his home gymnasium last week, getting in shape for his upcoming battle against “The World’s Strongest Man,” Ken Patera. After several hours of pushups, a “Harvard Step Test,” and situps he agreed to talk to me about getting back into the ring against Patera. I asked him if he thinks that being away from competing for so many years will hurt his chances of victory.
“First of all it is Mr. Backlund young man,” he screamed!  ”Stand at attention and look at me when I talk to you!  I have never had what they call ring-rust in my life. I do not have to get in shape Mr. Apter. I am always in shape. I said Mr. Backlund is always in shape!  I have sparring partners here all the time, around the clock!  I have never let myself get out of shape like most of the humanoids I see walking the streets!  Mr. Patera, do you remember my Cross-Face Chicken Wing? Do you remember screaming in pain when I locked it in and you could not fathom pain like that? Get ready to suffer Mr. Patera as Mr. Backlund puts an end to your days! That is all I want to say, now get out Bill Apter and don’t show your face here again. You have already used up too much of my time!”

Patera was a lot more welcoming and very calm as he explained, “I guess Bobby Backlund’s memory is not as sharp as he wishes us to believe. Bobby, remember when I locked you in the most painful hold in the world–my Swinging Neckbreaker? I hope for your sake your neck is as powerful as your big mouth because I’m going to crack and snap your neck and shut your mouth for good Bobby boy! I can’t wait to get you in that ring on August 12th! I hope you have the guts toshow up!”

Now it’s your turn. Who do you pick to win and why?
Next time we’ll examine DX vs. NWO.

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Comments

  1. By Stephen Faust, posted

    My pick is Backlund. He can match Patera’s strength and is a far superior wrestler. It won’t be easy, But Baclund wins by submission.

  2. By joe wolfe, posted

    I gotta give the win to Mr.Backlund,he is a fast competitor and a sound mat technician he will twist Patera into a pretzel.

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